I'm gonna live my life slow at a comfortable pace
They call me grandad 'cause it's written all over my face
My behaviour's controlled
No need to make the most of tonight 'cuz we're gonna die old

Live fast die old

Not that old, 23
Got my life ahead of me
What's the point in having fun?
I'll do it when I'm 81
My favourite party's when nobody attends (You know)
I'm in my pants watching a box set of Friends (For sure)

Oh my God.. they're at it again (Yeah)
Making my sounds look better again (Double rhyme)
Parody is easy see, the words are right in front of me
Kesha is the best to do
'Cause her words are already poo

I'm gonna live my life slow at a comfortable pace
They call me grandad 'cause it's written all over my face
My behaviour's controlled
No need to make the most of tonight 'cuz we're gonna die old

Different song, same old shit
Long as it gets Youtube hits
MSN after ten
You really gonna do that joke again?

You thought that we'd be better, we been three years now together
Still got semen on my sweater from the one time we met Kesha
When I rap I slur, yes I got a lisp sir
Least I'm not rapping half pissed like Kesha

Oh my God.. they've done it once more (uh-huh)
Making a song that makes me look like a whore
Those gorgeous brits, they can't be controlled
The party don't start till we get old

This is the part where the raps breaks down
This is the part where we eat a clown
This is the part where the DJ skips
This is the part where we show our nips
This is the part on a different track where that my dad won't ever come back, but he's back!
Shut the FUCK up!
He's just an actor..

We're gonna die old
Live fast die old
Live fast die old
Live fast die old
(Live fast die old)