Walking stick
Lobster shell
Cellophane
Acid bath
Legal pad
Nitrogen
Avocado
Sleeping bag
Rope Money for dope

Russian hat
Safety glass
Jumping beans
Hand grenade
Almanac
Butcher block
Finger cymbals
Liquid soap
Money for dope

Opera glasses
Letter of introduction
Rubber gloves
Chewing gum
Antenna
Magic marker
Edna Ferber novel
Baking soda
Cobra venom
Poker caddy

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Banjolin (Check!)
A dozen oysters on the half-shell (Check!)
Wooden leg (Check!)
Galvanized tub (Check!)
Money for dope
Aw (oh)

Ice cube tray (Check!)
Gasoline (Check!)
Savings bond (Check!)
Laughing gas (Check!)
Butter churn (Check!)
Pesticide (Check!)
Autograph from Julian Cope (Check! Check!)
Money for dope

Whipping cream (Check!)
Table salt (Check!)
Butter wedge (Check!)
Chafing dish (Check!)
Backing track (Check!)
Slot machine (Check!)
Hockey mask (Check!)
Isotope (Check!)
Money for dope

Swimming goggles
Penicillin
Needle-nose pliers
Lighter fluid
Sarsaparilla
Magnet Axe
Woolen blanket
1997 Calendar
Potato peeler

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Water skis (Check!)
Preserved barn owl skeleton (Check!)
Fake mustache (Check!)
Bucket of lye (Check!)
Money for dope
Money for dope

Aw Aw Money for dope (Check!)
Banjolin (Check!)
A dozen oysters on the half-shell (Check!)
Wooden leg (Check!)
Galvanized tub (Check!)
Money for dope
Money for dope
Money for dope