You wouldn't look me in the eyeball!
You used a mirror just to look the other way
I could not work out from your reflection
Whether I could trust the things that you say

Because there's something suspect in your story!
I've heard conflicting testimony from another source
And although I rank their opinion highly
I value your input of course!

But you you you you you
Wouldn't look me in the eyeball

You wouldn't call me by my first name!
You used a framework of misters and sirs
You spoke in a monotone, no emotion
I had no faith in your feeling-free words.