[Intro] Bb9  Am  B7  Dm  Bb
        Bb9  Am  Am  B7  Dm

Am
Your grandfather's guitar
                   B7               Dm
Thinking about how funny I must look
                 Am
Trying to adjust to what's been there all along
         B7                      Dm           Am
With the boat kiosk lady and her sleepy amigos

D7             C#º          F#m
But it ain't a holiday until
                D                      Am
You go to fetch something from the car

Am
Travel size champagne cork pops
B7
And we're sweeping for bugs
Dm                       Am
In some dusty apartment, the what's-it-called café
        B7                    Dm                     Am
You can arrive at 11 and have lunch with the English

D7             C#º          F#m
But it ain't a holiday until
                  D
They force you to make a wish
          F
They say: Climb up this
     Em       A    Bm
And: Jump off that
                   E                      Bb
And you pretend to fall asleep on the way back

( Am  B7  Dm  Am  D7 )

D7             C#º          F#m
No, it ain't a holiday until
                   D                      Am
You go up to fetch something from the car