Candlelight and moonlight all around us
I look into your eyes
You hold my hand underneath the table
And I can't disguise the way I feel

I could've wish a thousand wishes
For this night I can't believe
That it's finally me and you and you and me
Just us and your friend Steve

Do do do do do do do Steve
Do do do do do do do leave
What's the deal with your friend Steve?
Oh, hey, how it's going?

You took me out for whoppers and to the movies
I was hoping for romance
You even took me to the Mexican circus
I thought there was a chance we'd be alone

I could've wish a thousand wishes
For Steve to disappear
What the fuck's your fucking problem?
Why he's always here?

Do do do do do do do Steve
Do do do do do do do go away
What's the deal with your friend Steve?
Oh, hey, how it's going?

It's not that I don't like your friend
But how many hours with him can you spend?
And it's not that I don't think he's great
But it's only you, only you
I wanna fellate

Are you gay for Steve, I think you may be
And that would be alright
But let a bitch know just what your steez is
So I know if I should shave tonight

I could've wish a thousand wishes
'Cause I like to be with you
But it's always me and you and your friend Steve
There's nothing I can

Do do do do do do do Steve
Do do do do do do do
Why don't you just go
Be with your best friend and boyfriend

Steve