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                        Scholarship in Punk - Guttermouth
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Tabbed by: Matt

This is a simplified version of the actual song, listen to get the proper
rhythm to it. It's not 100% but no-one else has even tried, so here is a 
basic idea of how it goes, and you can work out the rest yourself.

Tuning:Standard

INTRO
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--4-----7\4-4-----7--------------------------------------------------------|
A|--2-4-7-5\2-2-4-7-5--------------------------------------------------------|
E|----2-5-------2-5----------------------------------------------------------|
repeat as needed

VERSE
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|----444-4--------4---4-----------------------------------------------------|
D|----444-4-222-2--4-2-4-4---------------------------------------------------|
A|-...222-2-222-2--2-2-2-4-(r| epeat)------------------------------------------|
E|----------000-0----0---2---------------------------------------------------|
"you know i never liked high school..."

"CHORUS"
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-----4----9\8\2/4----------------------------------------------------------|
D|--2--44---x\x\x/4----------------------------------------------------------|
A|--2--24---7\6\0/2--(r| epeat intro)------------------------------------------|
E|--0---2--------------------------------------------------------------------|
   PM   PM
"the one thing i liked about going to school..."

BRIDGE/G  O
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-------------444-4---------------------------------------------------------|
D|-222-2-444-4-444-4-222-2---------------------------------------------------|
A|-222-2-444-4-222-2-222-2-(r| epeat)------------------------------------------|
E|-000-0-222-2-------000-0---------------------------------------------------|
"some say i'm not too bright..."     

BRIDGE PT 2
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-----4---4-----------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--2--44--4-----------------------------------------------------------------|
A|--2--24--2-(r| epeat Chorus)-------------------------------------------------|
E|--0---2--------------------------------------------------------------------|
   PM   PM
"but i'm remembering your words..."

| /  slide up
| \  slide down
| h  hammer-on
| p  pull-off
| ~  vibrato
| +  harmonic
| x  Mute note
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LYRICS

You know I never liked high school
Though it was my intent
To land a scholarship in punk
And avoid imprisonment

Yeah my rules
That's the way it had to be
Not scholastically involved
Fill the girls with alcohol

Be more like me and you'll run the company
To get a job was your intent
But it seems irreverent
When you're fifteen years
Who the hell really cares
All that counts is getting laid
Hate her braces love the braids

[Chorus:]
The one thing I liked about going to school
Was falling in love with a beautiful girl like you

You know I never liked high school
My destiny was not
To be literate in math
I would rather take a bath
In my own crap

So don't ask me to a dance
I would rather sit in class
Than be with you and make an ass
Out of myself or to learn the saxophone
Least important were the A's
Stealing Mr. Sims toupee

When you're fifteen years
Who the hell really cares
All that counts is getting laid
Hate her braces love the braids

[Chorus]

Some say I'm not too bright
Sometimes I think that they are right
Sometimes I think I should be president
But I'm remembering your words

[Chorus]

But I'm remembering you're words
The one thing I liked about going to school
Was falling in love with a beautiful girl like you