Intro: F Bb, Eb, F 

F                                           Gm
When you grab a hold of me
Eb                                               F
Tell me that I'll never be set free
F                                           Gm
But I'm a parasite, creep and crawl
Eb                                               F
I step into the night.
F                           Bb
Two pints of booze
Eb                                         F
Tell me are you a badfish too? (are you a badfish too?) 

Chorus :

Bb                                       F
Ain't got no money to spend
Bb                                    F
And I hope this night will never end
Bb                           F
Lord knows I'm weak
Bb                                             Gm 
Won't somebody get me off of this reef
F                                       Gm
And baby your a big blue whale
Eb                                              high F
I'll grab the reef when all duck diving fails
F                                                              Gm
And I can swim but I wish I had never learned
Eb                                                F
Cuz the water's too polluted with germs

F                                                           Bb
Dive deep when it's ten feet overhead
Eb                                                      F
And grab the reef, that's underneath my bed, (It's underneath my bed)
Bb                                         F
Ain't got no quarrels with God, 
Bb                                         F
Ain't got no time to grow old
Bb                                         F
Lord knows that I'm weak
Bb                                              Gm 
Won't somebody get me off of this reef

F                                                     Bb
And there's a steel train comin' in, 
F                                  Bb
I would take it if I could
F                                     Bb
And I would not lie to you, 
F                                     Bb
because Sunday mornin' soon will come
F                                       Bb
Things will be, easier to say
F                                                          Bb
Upon the microphone like I'm a Boss DJ
F                                                             Bb
I will walk up upon the stage, like it was dry land
F                                                Bb
A Boss DJ ain't nothin' but a man
C                                  Bb
No trouble, no fuss, I know why..

F            Bb  F                                     Bb  
It's so nice, I wanna hear the same song twice,
F            Bb  F                                     Bb  
It's so nice I wanna hear the same song twice

C                                              Bb
Nowadays all the songs on the radio,
      C
They all,
                 Bb
All drive me crazy