You look so bad, feel so sad
Must be the worst day you've ever had
Don't wanna go home to your empty pad
If you had amnesia you'd be really glad

There's a woman in it somewhere
There's a woman in it somewhere
There's a woman in it somewhere
You're going nowhere fast

You work two jobs, work too hard
Monthly bills catch you off your guard
Prosperity is not in your cards
You lost your Visa, and now your Mastercard

There's a woman in it somewhere
There's a woman in it somewhere
There's a woman in it somewhere
You're going nowhere fast

You lost your temper but now you're calm
A cop is holding you by your arm
This never happened down on the farm
You're being arrested for bodily harm!

There's a woman in it somewhere
There's a woman in it somewhere
There's a woman in it somewhere
You're going nowhere fast