Intro: Am  D

E                 A
Train me up to be the brightest star
E                    A
I'm not laughing but I think you are
G
And I'm not the kind of person
                  E
That takes things lightly (x2)

Am                     D
Cause all I want is a place of my own
        G                            E
With a little patch of garden and a patio
Am                  D
And all I want is a room with a view
        G                     E
With an upstairs lounge, I'll be rid of you
     Am                                 D
With an upstairs lounge, I'll be rid of you

E                 A
Train me up to be the brightest star
E                    A
I'm not laughing but I think you are
G
And I'm not the kind of person
                  E
That takes things lightly (x2)

Am                  D
And all I want is a photograph
        G                    E
Because I can't walk in when having a bath
Am                D
And all I want is something that's mine
       G                          E
Not to have to buy the toothpaste every time
        Am                               D
I don't want to buy the toothpaste every time

Am  D  G  E  Am  D  G  E

     Am                                 D
With an upstairs lounge, I'll be rid of you

E                 A
Train me up to be the brightest star
E                    A
I'm not laughing but I think you are
G
And I'm not the kind of person
                  E
That takes things lightly

Am                     D
Cause all I want is a place of my own
        G                            E
With a little patch of garden and a patio
Am                  D
And all I want is a room with a view
        G                     E
With an upstairs lounge, I'll be rid of you
     Am                                 D
With an upstairs lounge, I'll be rid of you

Outro: G  F#  G