Dm Dm/F Dm/A

[Verse]
Dm
When the outside temperature rises
Gm6                      Edim
And the meaning is oh so clear
Dm
One thousand and one yellow daffodils
Gm6                        Edim
Begin to dance in front of you, oh dear
F#7
Are they trying to tell you something?
G
You're missing that one final screw
F#7
You're simply not in the pink my dear
G                                   A7
To be honest you haven't got a clue

[Chorus]
D         Ddim     Gm
I'm going slightly mad
D         Ddim     Gm
I'm going slightly mad
           F                    Em
It finally happened, it finally happened,
           F                      Abdim  Gm  Dm
It finally happened, I'm slightly mad.

[Verse]
Dm
I'm one card short of a full deck
Gm6               Edim
I'm not quite the shilling
Dm
One wave short of a shipwreck
Gm6                  Edim
I'm not my usual top billing
F#7
I'm coming down with a fever
G
I'm really out to sea
F#7
This kettle is boiling over
G                         A7
I think I'm a banana tree
Oh dear

[Chorus]
D         Ddim     Gm
I'm going slightly mad
D         Ddim     Gm
I'm going slightly mad
           F                    Em
It finally happened, it finally happened,
           F                      Abdim  Gm  Dm
It finally happened, I'm slightly mad.

[Solo]
D    Ddim Gm
D    Ddim Gm
F    Em
F    Abdim Gm Dm

[Refrain]
F#7
I'm knitting with only one needle
G
Unravelling fast it's true
F#7
I'm driving only three wheels these days
G                            A7 B7
But my dear, how about you?

[Chorus]
E         Edim     Am
I'm going slightly mad
E         Edim     Am
I'm going slightly mad
           G                             F#m
It finally happened (oh yes), it finally happened,
           G                      Bbdim  Am 
It finally happened, I'm slightly mad.
                   Bbdim  Am  Em
Just very slightly mad
Em                   Em/G  Em/B
And there you have it