Intro/Verse: 

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Verse 1: 

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Ain't it hard to stumble and land in some funny lagoon?
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Ain't it hard to stumble and land in some muddy lagoon?
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Especially when it's 9 below zero and 3 o'clock in the afternoon.


Verse 2: 

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Ain't gonna hang no picture, ain't gonna hang no picture frame.
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Ain't gonna hang no picture, ain't gonna hang no picture frame.
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Well, I might look like Robert Ford but I feel just like a Jesse James.


Verse 3: 

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Well, I wish I was on some Australian mountain range.
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Oh, I wish I was on some Australian mountain range.
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I got no reason to be there, but I imagine it would be some kind of change.


Verse 4: 

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I got my dark sunglasses, I got for good luck my black tooth.
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I got my dark sunglasses, I'm carryin' for good luck my black tooth.
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Don't ask me nothin' about nothin', I just might tell you the truth.


Verse 5:

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I got a woman in Jackson, I ain't gonna say her name.
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I got a woman in Jackson, I ain't gonna say her name.
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She's a brown-skin woman but I love her just the same.