D                   G
I should have never gone
D                                   G
To get my haircut by my room mate’s mum
D                  G
Eighty percent off is not a good deal when she
D                    G
Cuts eighty percent off


[Verse]
D                      G
Should have gotten the clue
D                            G
By looking at my room mate’s do
           D                            G
Looks like two squirrels climbed up his back
               A
Made it on his scalp and died in the act


[Chorus]
        G
She was clipping away
                        A
I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror
G
I wanted to say
                       A
Something but I didn’t want to offend her
       G
So I shut my mouth
     A
Then she gave me a spin
       G
I look like a stunt double for the weekend


[Verse]
        D                       G
I got a bad bad bad bad bad haircut
   D                            G
My head looks like a (fat boobs butt)
           D                             G
I should audition for the role of (brier tuck)
              D                       G
Cause I got a bad bad bad bad bad haircut


[Bridge]
        A
I got a modern art installation on my head
       G
I look like I walked off the set of walking dead


[Chorus]
        D                       G
I got a bad bad bad bad bad haircut
        D                       G
I got a bad bad bad bad bad haircut
     A                 G
But, haircuts they are temporary
A                       G
It will grow out before you get married
A                     G
Unless you’re already married
       A                      G
And in that case, it will grow out
            D
Before your second marriage