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[Verse 1]
G
Ladies, you're damn right
    G
You can't read a man's mind
      G 
We're living in two tribes
Bb              C
And heading for war

G
Well, nobody's perfect
   G
We all gotta work it
    G
But fellas, we're worth it
Bb                 C
So don't break the law

G 
Your call's late, big mistake
    G   
You gotta hang about in limbo for as long as I take
G
Next time, read my mind
Bb                  C
And I'll be good to you

G
We're gift-wrapped kitty kats,
           G
We're only turning into tigers when we gotta fight back
G
Let's go, Eskimo
Bb           C
Out into the blue...

[Pre-Chorus]
Bb                       C
Come take my hand, understand that you can,
          Bb                    C
You're my man and I need you tonight
Bb
Come make my dreams
        C
Honey, hard as it seems
       Bb                C
Loving me is as easy as pie (Aii)

[Chorus]
G
I'm just a love machine
G
Feeding my fantasy
G                      C
Give me a kiss or three and I'm fine
G
I need a squeeze a day
G
'stead of this negligee
                            Bb          C
What will the neighbours say this time

[Verse 2]
G
I've been going crazy while you sleep
                                Bb            C
Thinking up a language that the 2 of us can speak

G
So, Mr. Prehistoric make your wheel
                                      Bb              C
and I'll breathe underwater 'cause I like the way it feels

G
Your call's late, big mistake
             G
You've gotta hang about in limbo for as long as I take
                                        Bb         C
Next time, read my mind and I'll be good to you

G
We're gift-wrapped kitty cats
           G 
We're only turning into tigers when we gotta fight back
                         Bb           C
Let's go, Eskimo out into the blue

[Pre-Chorus]
Bb
Come take my hand
      Bb
Understand that you can
                                       C
You're my man and I need you tonight
Bb
Come make my dreams
      Bb 
Honey hard as it seems
                                  C    D
Loving me is as easy as pie, I'm fine

[Chorus]
G
I'm just a love machine
G
Feeding my fantasy
G                      C
Give me a kiss or three and I'm fine
G
I need a squeeze a day
G
'stead of this negligee
                            Bb          C
What will the neighbours say this time

[Bridge]
G
Oh, it's very new
     Bb                      C
Can anybody tell me what to do
G
Oh, this feeling's very strange
     C                           C
Can anybody tell me what's your game

[Outro]
G
(Oh) A little education
G
(Oh) to give you motivation
             Bb                 C
(Oh) We'll turn the situation round
G
(Oh) 'cause I don't wanna change ya
G
(Oh) Making you a stranger
           Bb                      C
(Oh) I'll only re-arrange ya for now

G
(Oh) I'm just a love machine
G
(Oh) to give you motivation
G                               Bb  C
(Oh) I'm just a love machine

G
(Oh) I'm just a love machine
G
(Oh) to give you motivation
G                               Bb  C  G
(Oh) I'm just a love machine