[Intro] Am  Dm  Bb

[Primeira Parte]

G4          G                 Am  Fm7(5-)
Put your heavy metal to the test
E                               Dm         Bb
Might be half a love song in it all for you
G4            G                    Am Fm7(5-)
Timing wise it's probably for the best
E                         Dm
Come here and kiss me now before it gets too cute

[Refrão]

G                       Dm
Mr. Schwartz is staying strong for the crew
G                            Dm
Wardrobe's lint-rolling your velveteen suit
G                       F
Smudging dubbin on your dancing shoes

( Am  Dm  Bb )

[Segunda Parte]

G4          G               Am  Fm7(5-)
Gradually it's coming into view
E                            Dm   Bb
It's like your little directorial debut
G4             G            Am  Fm7(5-)
As fine a time as any to deduce
E                                  Dm
The fact that neither you or I has ever had a clue

[Refrão]

G                       Dm
Mr. Schwartz is staying strong for the crew
G                            Dm
Wardrobe's lint-rolling your velveteen suit
G                       F
Smudging dubbin on your dancing shoes

[Ponte]

E                      Gm
And if we guess who I'm pretending to be
F
Do we win a prize?
E                       Gm
Having attempted twice, both incorrectly
F                 E
Do we get a third try?

( Dm  Bb )

[Terceira Parte]

G4                      G                   Am  Fm7(5-)
The gloved hand's reaching in to hit the switch
E                                           Dm
There's not one god damn thing that you can do about this

[Refrão]

G                      Dm
Mr. Schwartz is having tea with the grips
G                    Dm
Asking after all the wives and the kids
G                             F
It's at the heart of what the business is