Intro:

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   Oooooooh

if only Brazil was not so far, far away
                        C
I Would swim or walk or ride
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But never ever fly
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But all the noise of the maniacs there
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The sweat on my face it's worth to bear
    C       B     A          E
But I don't wanna bounce and die


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But then I see a lady in a tight blue dress
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I close my eyes, I know what I would go for
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Stewardess before I crash


G             C
Lavatory Love Machine
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No fear can quell my steam
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Lavatory Love Machine
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No cabin fire burn my dream

I am at your disposal
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I gotta get up to see what you ain't gotta hide
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Wheeling junk along the aisle
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Keep your seat belt fastened
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You're whipping with an iron voice
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You command
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Uh mistress I am in your hands


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And when she asks me what I'd like to
C         D
eat I realise the domina feels the same
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And I reply: What about your pie?


G             C
Lavatory Love Machine
E*          D
No fear can quell my steam
G             C
Lavatory Love Machine
D                     G
No cabin fire burn my dream
G             C
Lavatory Love Machine
          E*       D
No broken wings to stop me stream
G             C
Lavatory Love Machine
             D             G       D 
Honey do you like the way I CDAM ?


(Speach of the Captain!)

Pickslide over scream (hold E*)
YEEEEEAAAAHHHHHH

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(Solo)


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Now if I gotta die
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I'll have been stiff and smiling till the crash

Let them know I've been alive
C                    D
Till I made my final splash


G             C
Lavatory Love Machine
E*          D
No fear can quell my steam
G             C
Lavatory Love Machine
D
oho
G
Don't hear the scary noises
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From the turbine when you scream
G             C
Lavatory Love Machine
D                          G
No broken wings to stop me stream
G             C
Lavatory Love Machine
             D             G
Honey do you like the way I CDAM ?
G             C
Lavatory Love Machine
D
oho
G             C
Lavatory Love Machine
D                          G
No broken wings to stop me stream