Bb                 Eb
Teenage angst has paid off well
F                 Eb
Now I'm bored and old
Bb                Eb
Self-appointed judges judge
F                  Eb
More than they have sold

Bb                  Eb
If she floats than she is not
F                   Eb
A witch like we had thought
Bb              Eb
A down payment on another
F              Eb
One at salem's lot

[Chorus]
Ab           C5              Ab
   Serve the servants - Oh no
          C5              Ab
Serve the servants - Oh no
          C5              Ab
Serve the servants - Oh no
          C5
Serve the servants
      F          Gb              C/G
That legendary divorce is such a bore

[Verse]
Bb                 Eb
As my bones grew they did hurt
F                Eb
They hurt really bad
Bb               Eb
I tried hard to have a father
F               Eb
But instead I had a dad

Bb                    Eb
I just want you to know that I
F               Eb
Don't hate you anymore
Bb                  Eb
There is nothing I could say
F                     Eb
That I haven't thought before

[Chorus]
Ab           C5              Ab
   Serve the servants - Oh no
          C5              Ab
Serve the servants - Oh no
          C5              Ab
Serve the servants - Oh no
          C5
Serve the servants
      F          Gb              C/G
That legendary divorce is such a bore

[Solo]
(Pentatonic)
Bm

[Chorus]
Ab           C5              Ab
   Serve the servants - Oh no
          C5              Ab
Serve the servants - Oh no
          C5              Ab
Serve the servants - Oh no
          C5              Ab
Serve the servants - Oh no
          C5              Ab
Serve the servants - Oh no
          C5              Ab
Serve the servants - Oh no
          C5
Serve the servants
      F          Gb              C/G
That legendary divorce is such a bore