A              C#m              G              F#m
E|-| B-|---|---|   |-B-|---|---|   |-B-|---|---|   |-B-|---|---|
 |-B-|---|---|   |-B-|-O-|---|   |-B-|---|---|   |-B-|-O-|---|
 |-B-|-O-|---|   |-B-|---|-O-|   |-B-|-O-|---|   |-B-|---|-O-|
 |-B-|---|-O-|   |-B-|---|-O-|   |-B-|---|-O-|   |-B-|---|-O-|
 |-B-|---|-O-|   |-B-|---|---|   |-B-|---|-O-|   |-B-|---|---|
E|-| B-|---|---|  X|-B-|---|---|   |-B-|---|---|  X|-B-|---|---|
   5               4               3               9   

       D               A*      Or      A*              E
E|-| B-|---|---|  X|-B-|---|-B-|   |-B-|---|---|  X|-B-|---|-B-|
 |-B-|---|---|   |-B-|---|-B-|   |-B-|---|-O-|   |-B-|---|-B-| 
 |-B-|-O-|---|   |-B-|---|-B-|   |-B-|---|-O-|   |-B-|---|-B-|  
 |-B-|---|-O-|   |-B-|---|-B-|   |-B-|---|-O-|   |-B-|---|-B-|
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E|-| B-|---|---|  X|-B-|---|---|  X|-B-|---|---|  X|-B-|---|---|
   10              12              12              7


 Or    E               D*      Or      D*             
E|-| B-|---|---|  X|-B-|---|-B-|   |-B-|---|---|
 |-B-|---|-O-|   |-B-|---|-B-|   |-B-|---|-O-|   
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E|-| B-|---|---|   |-B-|---|---|   |-B-|---|---|
X|-B-|---|---|  X|-B-|---|---|  X|-B-|---|---| 
   7               5               5              

Intro:

A


Verse 1:

A           C#m        G
Mr. Fly has been compromised         -Mr. Fly is our couch, we named it that
  A                C#m         G
a rat has taken up residence inside. -It's a long story
               A
Where does one turn...
         C#m
when one needs...
               G       G
a new place to sit.
A                                         C#m
think, think, think, think, think, think, think, think, think, think - 
      G
Craigslist!



Verse 2:

   A         C#m        G
Beatrice has been compromised        -Beatrice is my couch, I named her that...
         A
Now it's red
          C#m      G
though it once was white.            -I have chronic nosebleeds.
           A
How in the world
          C#m        G      G
would one get rid of this?
A                                         C#m
think, think, think, think, think, think, think, think, think, think - 
      G           G
Craigslist!



Bridge:

    F#m 
I'm posting an ad..
      D      
We're replying to an ad
   A*
on Craigslist..
         F#m
It looks like a real red couch!
        D
Look at this real red couch
   A*     
on Craigslist!
F#m
    We gotta snag this couch, man.
D
    I'm gonna call him - 
                  A*
boop, boop, boop, boop

beedee boop boop boop

boop
F#m      D        A*
riiiing, riiiing, riii-- Hello...
                           F#m
Uh, hello, um, I'm calling - 

You calling about a couch?
D
Yeah, I am...
     A*
I knew it, I could smell you from here.
   F#m                     D
Uh,    okay well um, I just-- I'm interested in it
A*
Just come along then, bring your roommate and come on by
                          F#m
I'm here waiting for you, boys.
                 D
You can't see me can you?
   A*                                 
No
    (Keep Strumming)
Okay good, keep it that way until you get here

Come right now?

You better get here real quick

I gotta bathe my mother.
       Stop
Goodbye



Chorus:

      A
We're buying a sofa
                       F#m
yeah that's what we're gonna do
        E
but I'm pretty sure we're buying it
       D*                                           A
from a sketchy, sketchy, sketchy, sketchy, sketchy dude



Bridge 2:

A
Here we are, we're at the front door
A
should I knock or should I ring the--
A
Ring the doorbell.
A
Okay...
A
ding dong 
A
ding dong 
A
ding dong ding dong
A
Hey, hey Phillip.
A
Uh, I'Am not Phillip - 
A
You smell different when you're awake...
A
you got a real nice forehead...
A
Thanks ... I mean, I usually cover it up, but -
A
Well let me ask you a question
A
I lost my tangerine potato smoothie
A
can I check y'all's hairs for it?



Chorus 2:
          A
We're not buying a sofa
                      F#m
that's not what we're gonna do
           E 
cause he's most definitely
         D*                                       A
the most sketchy, sketchy, sketchy, sketchiest of dudes!