Intro: Am Em F

Am
 Oh dang, what is it dawg?
  Em         F
I forgot its Mothers Day
Am
 Didn't get a gift for her
Em              F
Other plans got in the way
Am
 She'll be so disappointed
Em         F
 Damn I forgot it too
Am
 This could have been avoided
Em                   F
What the hell are we gonna do?

Am                       Em            F
 My moms been so forlorn ever since my daddy left, COLD
Am                        Em               F
 No one to hold her tight life has put her to the test
Am                          Em               F
 I know just what you mean, my mom's been so sad and gray, WORD
Am                               Em                    F
 My dad can't satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed away

Am                             Em                         F
Hold Up, you thinkin' what I'm thinkin', I'm thinkin' I'm thinkin' too
Am                       Em                    F
Slow up, What time is it dawg, it's time for a switcharoo
Am                      Em               F
 We both love our moms, women with grown women needs
Am                       Em                     F
 I say we break 'em off, show 'em how much they really mean

       G
'Cause I'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover
                    Am                        F
We should f*** each others mothers, f*** each others moms
     G
I'll push in that place that you came out as a baby
                    Am                          F
Ain't no doubt that sh** is crazy, f***in' each others moms
       G
'Cause every mother's day needs a mother's night
   Am                         Em             F
If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right
    Am                            Em      F
I'm callin' on you 'cause I can't do it myself
   Am                           Em           F
To me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover

Am                                           Em                    F
 I'll be laying on the couch waitin' for you mom clutchin' on this lube and roses
Am                        Em                         F
 I got my digital camera, I'mma make your momma do a million poses
Am                         Em          F
 They will be so surprised,  we are so cool and thoughtful
Am                            Em                         F
 Can't wait to pork your mom, Im'ma be the syrup she can be my waffle
Am                         Em               F
Show'd up, my mother loves bubble bath with chamomile
Am                             Em          F
Straight up, give it to my mom D-D-D-D-D-D-doggystyle
Am                         Em            F
 This is the perfect plan, for a perfect mother's day
Am                               Em               F
 They'll have to rename this one all up under the covers day

       G
'Cause I'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover
                    Am                        F
We should f*** each others mothers ,f*** each others moms
     G
I'll push in their place where you came out as a baby
                    Am                          F
Ain't no doubt that sh** is crazy, f***in' each others moms, break it down

G
It would be my honor to be your new step-father
Am                      F
It would be my honor to be your new step-father
    G
And while you're in my mother, make me another brother, Yeah
    Am                             F
And while I'm in your mother, I'll never use a rubber, Oh!

       G
'Cause every mother's day needs a mother's night
   Am                         Em             F
If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right
    Am                            Em      F
I'm callin' on you 'cause I can't do it myself
   Am                           Em           F
To me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover

     G
They blessed us both with the gift of life
    Am                                 Em            F
She brought you in this world so Im'ma sex her right
            Am                          Em        F
This is the second best idea that we've ever had
    Am                      Em           F
The choice can be no other, be my mother lover
Am
Happy Mother's Day