D
Willie got me stoned and took all my money
G
I was 50 dollars up and then my mind went funny
A
It didn’t really help that I didn’t know the rules of the game
And it probably didn’t help that I can’t remember my name

D
Willie got me stoned and took all of my cash
G
One high low split and he kicked my ass
A
He gave me knuckles across the table and all my cards went blurry
And like a puff of smoke all my cash went up in a hurry

D
Willie got me stoned and took me for everything I had
G
I had to walk home I had no money for a cab
A
I didn’t have the heart to ask anybody for a ride
And nobody in the room looked in any condition to drive

D
Willie got me stoned and took away all mine
G
He sent me back to the kiddie table, he took away my pride
A
Now I’m sitting here with my band again feeling like a joker
Thinking about how much I really suck at playing poker

D
and thinking about my pockets and was Willie the one who broke them
G
And would I really take a toke if they rolled Willie up and smoked him
A
Hell yes I would and I know it mind sound funny
But Willie got me stoned and took all of my..

D
Willie got me stoned and took all my money
G
Willie got me stoned and took all my money
A
Hell yes I would and I know it mind sound funny
                                            D
But Willie got me stoned and took all of my money