G Em F#m D Em

C (Cadd9) C D (Dsus4) D

The extra chords (Cadd9 and Dsus4) are optionnal and consist of ''fiddling'' around with
the pinky on these notes:

C (major) Cadd9     D (major)  Dsus4
|-0-|     |-0-|      |-2-|<-*->|-3-|
|-1-|<-*->|-3-|      |-3-|     |-3-|
|-0-|     |-0-|      |-2-|     |-2-|
|-2-|     |-2-|      |-0-|     |-0-|
E|-3-| |-3-|      |---|     |---|
B|---| |---|      |---|     |---|

***The note added with Cadd9 covers the ''B'' that is replaced from the original
sequence. The ''G'' added in Dsus4 is compeletely irrelevent, but i believe it has a 
good ring
to it. As I said before, these notes are optionnal so I won't put them in the tabs, but 
I play them with every ''C'' or ''D'' in exeption of the chorus. Enough explinations for
now, here are the tabs:



Intro/Riff x4
G Em F#m D Em    C D

    G  Em   F#m D    Em    C D
The mongrel cat came home
G  Em   F#m  D Em   C D
Holding half a head
   G      Em F#m  D  Em   C D
Proceeded to show it off
   G   Em  F#m D     Em      C D
To all his new found friends
          G Em F#m   D Em    C D
He said I been where I liked
  G     Em   F#m D Em    C D
I slept with who I liked
    G   Em F#m D  Em  C      D
She ate me up for breakfast
    G       Em F#m D Em   C D
She screwed me in a vice

And now
C (whole chorus)
   I don't know why I feel so tongue-tied

Riff x2:
G Em F#m D Em    C D

G Em  F#m D  Em C     D
I sat in the cupboard
    G     Em F#m  D  Em   C D
And wrote it down in neat
          G   Em       F#m  D  Em
They were cheering and waving
C              D
Cheering and waving
G       Em    F#m   D    Em
C     D
Twitching and salivating like with myxomatosis
           G  Em F#m D     Em   C D
But it got ed-it-ed fucked up
G    Em   F#m D  Em  C D
Strangled beaten up
G    Em   F#m D Em C        D
Used in a photo in time magazine
G      Em   F#m     D  Em C
  D
Buried in a burning black hole in devon

C (whole chorus)
   I don't know why I feel so tongue-tied
   Don't know why I feel so skinned alive

   G            Em F#m D  Em    C
      D
My thoughts are misguided and a little naive
  G         Em F#m   D  Em
C       D
I twitch and I salivate like with myxomatosis
           G    Em   F#m   D   Em
C        D
You should put me in a home or you should put me down
      G   Em F#m D Em
I got myxomatosis
      C        D
I got myxomatosis
     G      Em      F#m     D  Em
C          D
Yeah no one likes a smart arse but we all like stars
     G      Em F#m D Em     C
         D
That wasn't my intention, I did it for a reason

Original Audio Ending:
   G         Em  F#m   D  Em
It must have got mixed up
C                D
Strangled beaten up
      G   Em F#m D Em
I got myxomatosis
      C        D
I got myxomatosis

C (whole chorus)
   I don't know why I feel so tongue-tied

Outro/Riff x?
G Em F#m D Em    C D