Em                    Eb
You had great tantric sex
     B
With him. So great.
Em                Eb
He opened up your eyes
      B
We'll ride. You realized all these mystic things, yeah
Em                     Eb
You didn't end up with him
               B
Cause he had a girlfriend,
And your morals are too high, and you
Em            Eb
Respect other women
   B
So much... so you got stuck

A         C#m        E
You ended up... with me
A       C#m           E
You got stuck... with me.

Em                     Eb
You're a big fine sexy girl
   B
So great, and smart, and beautiful.
Em        Eb
I feel so small, and weak
    B
And useless
Em                   Eb
Percy Sledge said it best
             B
Kill Michael Bolton

da da da da da da da da da
Em     Eb
I Am A miserable
        B
Jealous bastard
Yeah, yeah! Yeah, yeah! Yeah!

A         C#m        E
You ended up... with me
A       C#m           E
You got stuck... with me.