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Well I remember way back, when I was just a boy,
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going places with my Mom and Dad.

It used to scare me to death how Momma used to act,
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after six or seven beers she's had.
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We were sitting at a table when Momma got disabled,
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all the liquor running to her head.

Soon I got to choking, Daddy wasn't joking,
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when he grabbed me by the arm and said.


Don't look now, your Momma's got her boobs out
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showing everybody in town.

Faces turning red, we were wishing we were dead,
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there were people standing all around.
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When Momma gets to drinking, there ain't much thinking,
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there's nothing anybody can do.
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Just hope and pray there never comes a day,
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when my Momma's out drinking with you.

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Well we got her in the truck and we started driving home,
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when Momma said she had to go.

Daddy pulled it over, we were standing on the shoulder,
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while Momma's putting on a show.
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Then he started up the truck and Momma stood up,
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with her pants still around her knees.

When we heard Momma holler, ?If you give me a dollar,
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well I'll let you take a peek at these!?


Don't look now, your Momma's got her boobs out
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showing everybody in town.

Faces turning red, we were wishing we were dead,
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there were people standing all around.
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When Momma gets to drinking, there ain't much thinking,
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there's nothing anybody can do.
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But you hope and pray there never comes a day,
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when my Momma's out drinking with you.
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But you hope and pray there never comes a day,
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when my Momma's out drinking with you.