E
One beer then I'm gone.
E
The ugliest women that I've laid eyes on.
A                                     E
Got together and decided to come here.
E
They're not pretty, they're not small
E
I don't give a damn at all.
B                                        E
Tonight I'm only havin just one beer.

[Chorus 1]
A                                     E
Yeah tonight I'm only havin just two beers.
E                                 B
I don't mind the atmosphere in here.
A
It feels so right, it must be wrong
E
I know I can't stay too long.
B                                E
Tonight I'm only havin just two beers.

[Verse]
E
Three beers but no more. There's no way I'm drinkin four.
A                                E
My attitude's improvin with the beer.
E
I was mad but now I'm glad,
E
The women in here they ain't so bad
B                                  E
Tonight I'm only havin just three beers.

[Chorus 2]
A                                     E
Yeah tonight I'm only havin just six beers.
E                               B
I kinda like the atmosphere in here.
A
It feels so right It must be wrong.
E
I know I can't stay too long.
B                                E
Tonight I'm only havin just six beers.

[Verse]
E
Twelve beers and I quit
E
Oh good Lord I'm drunk as shit
A
I just spent my whole paycheck in here.
E
I took a chance, I tried to dance,
E
I threw up and pissed my pants.
B                                 E
.one beer.

[Chorus 3]
A                                     E
Yeah tonight I'm only havin just one beer.
E                                       B
At least that's what I said when I got here.
A
It felt so right, but it was wrong.
E
I know that I'd stayed too long.
B                                    E
I think I must have drank a hundred beers.
B                                 E
Now I wished I'd only had one beer.
A                B                E      A E
God I wished I'd never come in here.