Nathan Kulas

This is my first Tab submitted.  I am pretty sure its quite correct.  Its a great
song, and the chicks dig it.  I didnt feel like tabbing out the chords, so I just
put them in their spots, the legend for those of you that only read tabs is at
the bottom.  Good luck, its an easy song once you get the timing down.


e|--2------2--------5-----5--------3----3----------------|
B|------------------------------------------------2-2h3--|
G|---2-------2-------6------6-------4-----4------2-------|
D|-0----0------0--4-----4-----4---2---2-----2---2--------|
A|--------------------------------------------0----------|
E|-------------------------------------------------------|
    This is a song  for the ladies, but fellas listen closely

e|--2------2--------5-----5--------3----3----------------|
B|------------------------------------------------2-2h3--|
G|---2-------2-------6------6-------4-----4------2-------|
D|-0----0------0--4-----4-----4---2---2-----2---2--------|
A|--------------------------------------------0----------|
E|-------------------------------------------------------|
You don't always have to fuck her hard, in fact some times 
thats not right.  To Do.

e|--2------2--------5-----5--------3----3----------------|
B|------------------------------------------------2-2h3--|
G|---2-------2-------6------6-------4-----4------2-------|
D|-0----0------0--4-----4-----4---2---2-----2---2--------|
A|--------------------------------------------0----------|
E|-------------------------------------------------------|
Sometimes you gotta make some love, and fuckin give her some
smooches too

Bm                      G        Bm                          G
Sometimes you've got to squeeze, sometimes you've got to say please,
D                        A
sometimes you got to say hey,

        e|--2------2--------5-----5--------3----3----------------|
        B|------------------------------------------------2-2h3--|
        G|---2-------2-------6------6-------4-----4------2-------|
        D|-0----0------0--4-----4-----4---2---2-----2---2--------|
        A|--------------------------------------------0----------|
        E|-------------------------------------------------------|
I'm gonna fuck you softly         I'm gonna screw you gently.


e|--2------2--------5-----5--------3----3----------------|
B|------------------------------------------------2-2h3--|
G|---2-------2-------6------6-------4-----4------2-------|
D|-0----0------0--4-----4-----4---2---2-----2---2--------|
A|--------------------------------------------0----------|
E|-------------------------------------------------------|
I'm gonna hump you sweetly.  I'm gonna ball you 

    A
discretely!

Bm                G
And then you say hey I brought you flowers,
D                 A
And then you say wait a minute sally, 
Bm               G                               E
I think I've got something in my teeth could you get it out for me
A
That's fuckin' teamwork.


e|--2------2--------5-----5--------3----3----------------|
B|------------------------------------------------2-2h3--|
G|---2-------2-------6------6-------4-----4------2-------|
D|-0----0------0--4-----4-----4---2---2-----2---2--------|
A|--------------------------------------------0----------|
E|-------------------------------------------------------|
What's your favorite posish?
That's cool with me, it's not my favorite, but I'll do it for you.

D                  F#m
What's your favorite dish?
              Em                         A
I'm not gonna cook it, but I'll order it from Zanzabar!

    Bm                         G
And then I'm gonna love you completely,
    F#                            A
And then I'll fuckin' fuck you descretely,
Bm                                G   
And then I'll fuckin' bone you completely,
    F#              E         A     C         G       D 
But then, I'm gonna fuuuuuuck youuu haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrd.

e|-3p2----|
B|----3-3-|
G|-----2--|
D|--------|
A|--------|
E|--------|

Bb7           C         D
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrd!







Chord Legend:

    Bm   G   D   A   E   C   Em   Bb7
e|---2---3---3---0-------0---------3|
B|---3---3---2---2---0---1----0----2|
G|---4---0---3---2---1---0----0----3|
D|---4---0---0---2---2---2----2----0|
A|-------2-------0---2---3----2----2|
E|-------3-----------0---0----0----2|